Who we are

At The Cleanest Horse, we’re here for the riders who do it all — sun, wind, or in sideways rain. Think of us as your favourite Aunts: the one who backs you 100%, tell it like it is, and never let you leave the house with hay in your hair (unless it’s intentional).

 

We’re a Marlborough-based duo who believe in keeping it real. That means no gimmicks, no fluff, just thoughtfully chosen grooming and turnout gear that works hard, lasts long, and looks sharp. Whether you're prepping for pony club, A show-cation, or just trying to keep your paddock prince/princess halfway respectable, we’ve got you.

 

We're all about supporting your equestrian journey, wherever it's headed, from the humble paddock to the top of the podium.

 

We champion horse care that’s kind, clean, and practical, and we believe in lifting up our horse-loving community with a good dose of humour, helpful advice, and a whole lot of heart.

 

Welcome to The Cleanest Horse — where good gear, real talk, and great horses come together.

 

For every rider, every day. From paddock to podium. 

 

Flick us a message anytime, we’re here to help, cheer you on, or gently tell you to trim that tail.

 

Talk soon,